Seven Captions For This Donald Trump Photo

1. Sadly, this is why all my marriages ended on the wedding night.
2. This is how I twirl my comb-over to make my hair curl.

3. This is the size of the brain of anyone who invests in my companies.

4. When I fake my next bankruptcy, this is how much money the screwed, dumb-ass investors get from it.

5. Those damned Mexicans and Muslims can squeeze through cracks in the U.S. border wall this small.

6. When I win the Republican nomination, I’ll do this to Hillary’s butt on Election Day.

7. If American voters give me the brush-off, there will be hell toupee.

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