Report: Senility Can Affect The Brain By Age 35

According to CNN, a recent medical survey claims the first signs of Alzheimer’s disease can show on some younger people much earlier than previously thought.

They include forgetfulness, quick-to-anger, memory loss, and other disturbing mental conditions. This 90-year-old, not-quite-senile guy has known this fact for a long, long time. Here’s my learned list of symptoms of early-onset Alzheimer’s.

You know you’re getting senile when you:
Drink and drive and/or text and drive…
Smoke a daily pack or two of cancer butts…
Inject killer drugs into your clueless body…
Cover your handsome skin with ugly tattoos…
Buy $10 tickets to a movie you can see free on TV in a couple of months…
Pay $50 to endure crushing, drug-crazed mobs, ear-splitting noise and screaming curses at a rock concert…
Shell out $100 to see grossly overpaid thugs play a schoolyard sport…
Reach into your pocket when a cop stops your car…
Believe the crooked politician you’re voting for is a combination George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Mother Theresa…

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