Some current news we really, really old senior guys can find encouraging. Mick Jagger, age 73, is expecting a new baby with his current mate. Just a month or so ago, 68-year-old fellow Rolling Stone Ron Wood became the proud papa of twin girls.
Other dirty old rock’n’roll era guys can only wonder what those Stones are honing into their cojones. How are they extending the latest of their off-stage, on-bed performances? And we can plaintively wish they’ll soon market it for eager old guys as the new, super potent lancer enhancer.