Scariest Scenario On This All Saint’s Eve

In a proud nation of more than 320 million inhabitants, legal and otherwise, current politics this Halloween season are more frightening than ghosties and goblins and things that go bump in the night.

Of all the qualified American candidates possible for the White House, how in the hell did we come up with these two trick-or-treet bumpkins? They’re so frightful they make Barack Obama look like a log-chopping Abe Lincoln, and Bill Clinton into a cherry-chopping George Washington.

Halloween always reminds me of the old Scottish children’s prayer. Just maybe it also applies to this insanely spooky election horror:
From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!

Updated:
From Donnie and Hillie
And their political beasties
And things that go Trump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!

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