Flash Report: Internet Loaded With False News Sites

The breaking phony stories look real, and millions of people believe them. Therefore I’m starting my own fake news site with the following top ten dramatically untruthful headlines of today:
Santa Claus Leaves Coal In Hillary Clinton’s Stocking
Santa Claus Leaves Girl In Bill Clinton’s Stocking
President Trump To Install Slot Machines In The White House
Justin Bieber Signed By The Met To Sing Bieber Of Seville
The Former Bruce Jenner Marries Himself To Herself
Kim Kardashian Has Butt Surgery To Remove Kanye West
Colin Kaepernick Stands On One Leg For National Anthem
Ex-President Barack Obama Hired As Golf Pro
Vlad Putin Invades Cuba And Captures Castro’s Ashes
ISIS Terrorists Renounce Violence And Become Quakers

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