Unearthed 1796 Time Capsule With Shocking Items

Just dug up after being buried for 220 years under a Boston court house, the copper box revealed 10 of its most amazing historic contents:
A colonial hairpiece worn by Whigged-out statesman Donalde Trumpe.
Alexander Hamilton’s music and lyrics for Broadway production about killer December weather called Burrrrr.
BLM officer’s order at Bunker Hill: Don’t fire until you see the whites.
Medals awarded to patriot hero Mad Anthony Wayans.
Plan for soldiers’ sleeping quarters, the Obama Barracks.
Quote from Horace Greeley: Go West, Kanye.
Angry note from Betsy Ross: If that ¶§¢≤µ overpaid jock doesn’t stand up for my flag and the National Anthem, I’ll shove a needle up his ∑œ¥©!
Ben Franklin to flighty Kardashians: Go fly a kite!
Donald Revere’s ride: He yelled: The undocumented immigrants are coming! The undocumented immigrants are coming!

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