New Year’s Advice From Past & Present People

Julius Caesar to Hillary Clinton: Never turn your back on other politicians.
Napoleon to Donald Trump: Put your hand in your vest and wear a funny hat. It worked for me.
Clark Gable to Kim Kardashian: Frankly, starlet, I don’t give a damn!
Kanye West to George Washington: Is it the wooden teeth that keeps me from smiling?
Vladmir Putin to Barack Obama: I have a nice, cozy gulag just right for your retirement.
Kim Jong-un to Colin Kaepernick: If you need a nice haircut, come see my barber.
Frank Sinatra to Justin Bieber: You call that singing?
Your editor to blog reader: In the new year, get something better to do than read the insane ramblings of a senile old man.

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