The idiocy started in November. Hillary won the popular vote for President, but the Electoral College yo-yos sent the Donald to the White House.
The Atlanta Falcons were beating the hell out of the New England Patriots until the final seconds of the Super Bowl. Then their football dreams were deflated by Tom Brady’s inflated ego.
Last night, after three TV hours of intense Academy Award boredom, ancient Hollywood has-beens Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway staggered to the stage and opened the wrong envelope. Squinting with elderly myopic eyes, they announced the best picture Oscar for La La Land instead of the actual winner, Moonlight.
What’s next for the shocked American public? The Kardashians will find religion and donate all their money to the Salvation Army. Millions of unhappy, undocumented American families will cross the border to seek sanctuary in Mexico. Iran and North Korea will scrap their nuclear bomb plans and offer endless Love America parades.
President Trump will appoint Hillary Clinton ambassador to Outer Mongolia. Bill Clinton will accompany her, take a pledge of chastity and join an order of Mongolian monks. As long as there’s a weirdo Hollywood and screwed-up politics, the list will go on and on.