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Orange Snowstorm Hits Russia, Bulgaria & Romania

Winter isn’t over yet in the mountainous areas of those northern countries. According to the London Sunday Express, the cause of the odd snow color may be airborne industrial rust chemicals, storm-whipped desert sand or other colorful natural elements.

Therefore, these rules may apply: It may be OK to taste orange snow, but never, never eat yellow snow, especially on sidewalks and in dog parks. And it’s OK to make jokes about a certain famous person’s stormy orange hair.

History’s 10 Most Stupid Decisions To Start A War

1812: Napoleon invades Russia
1876: Custer attacks the Sioux Tribe
1941: Germany invades Russia
1941: Japan attacks the USA
1950: USA sends troops to Korea
1961: USA sends volunteers to Cuba
1965: USA sends troops to Vietnam
2001: USA sends troops to Afghanistan
2003: USA sends troops to Iraq
2017: USA bombers attack Syria

Stay tuned for possibly more incredibly nutcase acts of war: USA sends troops to Syria, North Korea and/or Iran. Let’s just call it Operation USA Deja Vu All Over Again