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United Airlines: Coffee, Tea Or Drag Yer Ass Outa Here

The unfortunate passenger never got his chance to fly the so-called friendly skies. Three company thugs with badges beat and hauled the bloodied guy off the flight. His crime: He refused to give up his seat so that another company thug could fly in it.

Hey, Unfriendly Skies of United: Are you familiar with the term sue your ass off? In later news, one result of the violent action is a huge drop in United stock market value, with an immediate loss of $900 million. Gee, hope there’s enough left to pay the bloody passenger and his lawyers.