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Springsteen Broadway Tix $6,000 And Up

Bruce is scheduled to perform at the Walter Kerr Theatre in October, and sales are so hot, seat prices continue to skyrocket. The question for we ordinary people is: who the hell can afford such grossly inflated tickets to watch The Boss strum and shout for two hours?

OK, let me list them. Pro sports jocks with multi-million-buck contracts. Rock’n’rap stars who squawk out angry curses for quadrillions of greenbacks. Wealthy drug dealers who supply the sports jocks and rock stars.

Rich Wall Street crooks who steal from stupid investors. Failed politicians who go on lucrative lecture tours. Oil company execs who love hurricanes so they can boost their greasy overpriced product even higher.